December 29, 2008

So this is the final week of work before the new year. Or in my case the final two days.
To be honest I am looking forward to 2009. A new president, a new begining for the country and all that shit.
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So my fantasy football league ended yesterday, and for the first time in four years I finished with a trophy, it is 3rd place, but it is a trophy none the less.

In other football news, The Jets fired their coach today. I can't say I blame them, I mean they did go from 8-3 after beating the Titans to ending the year 9-7. Ok so part of that is Farve's fault for throwing 600 interceptions, but still the coach is also to blame. Well hopefully Farve comes back and they find a coach who can what is needed to get the team over the hump.

December 28, 2008

The Jets lost and killed any and all hope for a playoff birth.
Stupid Farve and his stupid interceptions.
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When is baseball season?

December 26, 2008

First I would like to say I hope everyone had a nice Christmas.
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I sure as heck did. Debbie got me a Wii.
That is correct, I now have a Wii and a PS3. So i guess this means I am never leaving my house.
I knew the Wii was a fun little system, but not until you own one do you realize how much fun. I even got my friend Bill to send me his Mii. So now I can use them when playing Wii Sports.

So far I am enjoying Madden '09. I have never actually owned a Football game for any system, but I am truly enjoying it. Although I am unable to put Favre on the Jets, since he does not exist in the game. I need to figure out how to either create him or download him.
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Anyhow, tomorrow is another party then one more week of the Jets making rip out all my gorgeous shiny hair. This week they MUST win and still need help from Buffalo to make the playoffs. So unless there is a miracle, I guess we will be waiting until the offseason to see if #4 comes back. I am guessing no, but weirder shit has happened.

December 23, 2008

It's a Festivus Miracle!!
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So today is my last day of work until Monday. Yippie!!
Though I am sure customers will be calling and emailing with all their stupid problems. I guess that is why I have email at home. Guess work is never really done.
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So tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and around 7pm I will have friends and family coming and going all night. Same with Christmas Day. We decided to have our first Christmas as married people, at our house. The only bad side is, well, that I have to have people at my house, and we all know how much I like people. About as much as I enjoy having my balls gnawed on by rabid racoons.

I know I am the man, but can't you admire me from afar. Do you really have to be in my fortress of solitude. I say no. If I decide you deserve to be in my presence I will come see you.
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So the Yanks landed Texeira, or however the fuck you spell it. $180 million for 8 years. They really want to open that new stadium with a bang. In a way you can't blame the Yankees for making these deals, I mean other teams had their shots. Who stopped the Red Sox from making an offer, no one. They could have gone $190-200 million. So could the Dodgers, maybe even the Angels. The Yankees just took advantage, and filled in a much needed whole in the line up. All I am saying, is that with the new players and the people they have last year, they better go 161-1. I will give them one loss, because you can't win all the time.

December 22, 2008

One more day of work this week...joy!
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So today the Yankees signed Wang to a 1 year $5 million deal. I always knew we would get our Wang back....lol!!

What? That is some funny shit.
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Being Monday I was already to sit down and enjoy a nice new episode of Heroes, until I see the guide and realize that the show on break until January. I then slump in my chair and begin to shiver. Oh wait, no, that is because it is freezing in my house. 70 degrees my ass.

I am so damn cold I had to turn on the gas fireplace in the basement, in the hopes the heat would rise up and warm up the house. Heat rises right, I am not imagining that, or maybe I am, sometimes I get confused. It is hard to tell reality from crap I make up in my mind. I guess that can happen when as a child you get hit in the head with a 5 inch heal, by your own mother, because she doesn't realize you are sitting there as she hurls shoes out of a closet, accidentally striking her son in head and damaging him for life.

Damn it what the hell was I talking about. Shit, I hate when that happens.
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Ok, time to go hide under the blankets and warm up, before my nose falls off.

December 21, 2008

The first day of winter, and what do we get, rain!...nice.
Of course it did snow on Friday, so that is some consolation. Maybe it will hang around until Christmas Day, it would be nice to have a white Christmas.
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FUCKING JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the stupid fucks MUST win next week, and need the Bills to beat the Patriots. The only way that is happening is if Cassel has a heart attack and dies before the game.

I am unbelievably pissed off right now.

December 19, 2008

I am cold and tired, oh yeah and it snowed today, and drivers from NJ suck.

That is all.

December 18, 2008

So today was our office holiday lunch. Every year we go to the restaurant below our office. This year my dad did not join us, because he was too sick. In fact, he left the office early. There is a good chance he will not be in tomorrow, especially since it supposed to be bad weather, a snow and rain mix. Should make the commute home rather exciting. Mix road rage and snow, not good.

I personally like winter, better than summer anyway. I would much rather be in cold weather than sweating my ass off all day. The only thing I am not too fond of is the driving, well not in the car I have now anyway. When I still had my Saturn, I was able to plow threw anything. That car was indestructible, or maybe I was just much more reckless back then. I would never try anything crazy in my Solara. I need that car to last awhile. I got it in 2001 and so far not a single problem.
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Today the Yankees announced CC Sabathia and AJ Burnett, whats up with all the initials, anyhow, CC claimed he signed with the Yankees because they give him the best chance to win a championship. Hmmmm, has he read the papers or watched ESPN the last eight years. Unless they told him something we are not privy too, the Yankees need a lot more help to win a championship. Don't get me wrong I hope they do win it all, but other than CC, Wang and Joba, they really don't have anyone else, and I am afraid AJ will be another Carl Pavano....we all remember, I hurt my ass and cant picth Pavano, now don't we. Well let's see how the rest of the winter pans out. There is still a long way until spring training.

December 17, 2008

One word.....MUPPETS!!!!

Yes my friends, the Muppets are back. Tonight was their Christmas special, and let me tell you they have still got it. They may not make you laugh all the time, but they sure are entertaining.
I remember watching the Muppet show as a kid. I hope someday they bring it back.

Well it is time for me to go, I have other TV to watch I just wanted everyone to know the Muppets are back.

December 16, 2008

So, today we got the first snowfall of the season. It was not even a good snow, it was that wet, sleet, rain stuff. Of course, that does not stop all the morons out there from driving like idiots. "oh no it is snowing, let me hit my brakes every three feet". Stupid pansies! Just because the weather is not 60 degrees and sunny does not mean you drive like a retarded three year old.

That is one thing I have noticed about NJ, the people seem to get stupider when the weather gets bad. If this was Minnesota, the people would be out in bathing suits BBQing and swimming. We in NJ like to think we are so tough, but put a little snow on the ground and we are all mindless buffoons.

Ok enough about all that, I will talk to you all tomorrow.

December 15, 2008

First, Happy Birthday to my friend Matt, who lives in Colorado.
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So today we finally got our Christmas tree. It is up and fully decorated. Complete with all my geeky figures and Yankee crap. Actually in reality there is not all that much geekiness, but it still looks great anyhow.

Actually our tree at home is not the only one that I helped put up today. I put together the office Christmas tree. That thing is a royal pain in my ass. I have to put together each individual branch and make sure I put the right sizes in the right places, or the thing looks like it was put together by a retarded monkey on speed. Then again, it kind of looks like that anyhow. I know, retarded is not the politically correct thing to say, well I have one thing to say about that. Screw you and the retarded horses you rode in on.

I will call people whatever I damn well please, and no politically correct douchebag is going to stop me.

9-5

So the Jets are 9-5. Thanks to a last minute fumble recovery for TD.
Figures they would wait until the final minute to win the game. The entire time I was screaming and having breathing problems.

Ok time to calm myself down before bed.

December 13, 2008

So, it is Saturday.....hmmmm, that is all I got. Wow, is my life really that boring, that the only things I did today were go the bank, liquor store and pick up a new wine rack?
I guess it is...oh well.
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As for poker last night. My predictions came true, I continued to dump cash into everyone else's pockets. Seriously, why do I even bother playing anymore? It is not like I am all that good, and I think in 4 years I have only won like 3 times.
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So tomorrow the Jets play the Bills. A game that will pretty much determine their season. Yes, if they lose they will still be 8-6, with a chance to make the playoffs, but that my friends is not good enough. We need to win, and win convincingly. In fact to assure their status as a top tier team, they need to win out, go 11-5 and beat the cursed Titans one more time.

Well, if my post tomorrow is upbeat, you will know why, if it is not just assume I threw something at the TV, it bounced off, flew back at me and knocked a few screws loose.

December 11, 2008

Well the week has finally come to a close. The work week anyhow. It has been a long tired week and I am glad to finally have the chance to sit and relax.
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I have finally done ALL my Christmas shopping. I think I am working on year five of only buying gifts online. Seems to have served me well so far, so what the hell.
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Ok, it is poker time. I will everyone know how I do in tomorrow's post.

December 11, 2008

Finally a good reason to live in NJ.

ND most corrupt state
I was sure we would be number 1. Hell I was counting on it. As much as we complain that we hate our corrupt politicians and need a change, deep down we take pride in being one of the most corrupt states in the country. That has to be the reason we keep electing the same douche bags over and over again. Please let that be reason. I really don't want to be forced to believe that the people of NJ are that damn stupid. They can't be, can they?
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OK so next year Cole Hamels better wear a helmet every time he pitches in Shea.
Cole Hamels label Mets "choke artists"

Now I am not a Mets fan but I have seen how they react when they do not like a player. And Mets fans HATE the Phillies. Why can I already see batteries and bottles of piss being thrown at this man as he walks to the mound at Shea. Athletes need to keep thier damn mouths shut and play the game. No one want to hear what you have to say.

December 10, 2008

If this all works out as planned, the Yankees will have a killer rotation come this spring.

Yankees GM goes to See Sabathia; Sheet Burnett on Radar

Now all they need is to shore up the outfield and get A-Rod to stop sucking the postseason and all will be well in Yankee land. Well, as long as this does not turn out to be another Carl Pavano. I still shiver whenever someone mentions his name.
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I would say this is one of the stupidest injures I have ever heard of. Feel free to laugh, I know I did.
Joe Sakic breaks finger in snow blower accident.

December 9, 2008

So today on the news I hear that about 10,000 in Monmouth County NJ are without power. All because of a blown transformer. Are they serious? This is the 21st century isn't it? Why are we still blowing out transformers? I mean come on, we can put people into space and leave them there for months at a time. We can send probes to Mars, and even find ways to explore the oceans, but we still have not figured out how to make it so we NEVER lose power. If I was in charge, we would be using nuclear, wind, solar, goethermal, and fart power, if it was feasible to harness. But alas I am not in charge so we are stuck with 50 year old equipment that leaves thousands powerless. Nice going JCP&L, good job. But what can we expect we live in NJ.
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<----Buca

As I am writing this I am sitting here with Buca (one of our cats), who earlier today was playing with the paper wrapping that comes in boxes. In a way I envy him, and his simpleness. All he does is eat, sleep, shit and play. If only I could figure out how to get paid for doing that, I gladly would.
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Well that is all, and I will talk to you tomorrow.

December 8, 2008

So I have been contemplating which group is better pirates or Ninjas.

I choose pirates, for obvious reasons.

What do you think?
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Today was yet another Monday, and another day I wished was Friday. Recently, I have been waking up wishing the week was over and it was time to relax. I know everyone hopes for the same thing, but to be honest, I have been hoping that for about 6 months now. I am not really sure why. Maybe I am just tired, and need a break, whatever it is, I hope it stops soon.
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As the holidays approach, and the year comes to a close, I have been reflecting back on it and realized that all in all, it was a pretty good year. Yes, there were some bumps in the road, but for the most part things were pretty good. Lets hope the times continue.

December 7, 2008

Ok, so the Jets decided to lose to the SF 49ers. The friggin' Niners people!!

They played like a bunch of retarded HS kids, with theire balls being held by rabid wolverines.

This is 2 weeks in a row, and next week they play a division team. The Bills, who are 6-7, but as we can see by the Niners who were 4-8 before today's game, that means shit.

The Jets better make the playoffs, or I will probably go a spree of some kind. Probably just a yelling spree, but it still counts damn it.

Ok, enough ranting, it is time to go do something non-football related.

December 6, 2008

Ah Saturday's. A day to relax and catch up on things you didn't have time to do during the week. In my case, I catch up on all the TV that I recorded. Most of the shows I watch are well geeky, so I need to watch them when I am alone in the house. I still several hours more to watch, so it is a good thing that several shows are on break until January. That is when Lost starts, and I am very much looking forward to it.

Tomorrow the Jets play the 49ers. It should be an easy win, but then again they said that same thing against Oakland and we saw how that turned out. So I guess we will see how it goes. As a Jets fan every second is like having a heart attack. But so far they have beaten expectations.

Oh and one last thing. Happy Birthday to my friend Renee Malanga. Welcome to the mid-30s Soon you will join the late 30's club....yea! Happy Birthday.

Something from my HS days

Tonight I thought I would post up something I found at the bottom of a drawer several months ago. I believe I meant them to be song lyrics, but I honestly can\'t remember, in fact I don\'t really know why I wrote them.

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Why are people so cruel.

What makes them act the way they do.

Tell me, tell me why.

I tried to fit in, I tried to be like them.

They mocked me, they shunned me.

I buried it deep inside me.

Now I am laughing, as I watch their perfect lives come crumbling down.

I would sit alone at night waiting, waiting for the day my revenge will come.

You come to me with your problems, and expect me help.

Tell me, Tell me please, why should I help you.

I will not help my enemy in his hour of dred, now shut up you damn voices and get out of my head.

My head, my head, oh my aching head.

How did these voices get in my fucking head.

(the voices) you can\'t let them get away with what they have done. Revenge, revenge, we want our revenge.

I wish they were all dead these bastards from my past.

No shut up, shut up, I will not........

I must silence these voices.

I cannot take anymore.

I am not going to fight it, it is over they win (voices laughing) heh, heh, heh, heh,....He is ours we win...heh, heh, heh.

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Keep in mind, that was written in 1991, when I was a junior in HS, I was in a different state of mind back then.